Bad Kat

So Ai haz too goe outsaid foar a cupple dayz, nevur maind whie. Yes invawlvd Momma Mad Dollurz.

Ennyhoo, fainly git bak inn, and dum kat laik crazee, hisseeng and growleeng and attakkeeng. Chasez me all ovur, uh, Ai meanz Ai giv kat what-foar. Rawr.

Bee good goggy now, no moar poo...uh nevur maind whut noe moar uv. Good goggy, dat all dat matturz.

K thx bai.