Ware Due Ai Beegin?

Soe mutch happund sints last taim. Deezul gotted verry sik and wented awae foar longtaim. Not soe bad akshully. Mr Clancy livv da good laif.

Rite aftr kittee comez bak, It finely happun. MAI CUZZINS GET HEER!!!!!!!!!!! Mai cuzzin Finlee, mai cuzzin Awneek...Ahnnn...leetle blak fuzzee goggee. Allsoe mai antee hav 3 kats. Mite az well bee 3 meelyon. Taek ovr hole plase. Kingz and kweenz uv all dey see. Dogz mutch bettr ennyhaow.

K thx bai.

Bad Kat

So Ai haz too goe outsaid foar a cupple dayz, nevur maind whie. Yes invawlvd Momma Mad Dollurz.

Ennyhoo, fainly git bak inn, and dum kat laik crazee, hisseeng and growleeng and attakkeeng. Chasez me all ovur, uh, Ai meanz Ai giv kat what-foar. Rawr.

Bee good goggy now, no moar poo...uh nevur maind whut noe moar uv. Good goggy, dat all dat matturz.

K thx bai.

Doun da Hach - Oopsee!

Yesturdee Ai wuz licken arownd - goggeez do dat, ya noe. Fownd broun streeng, licken it to. Licken and licken and licken, den OOPSEE doun a needull goez. Oar maybee nawt, harrd too sae.

So Ai wurreez. Noe vett heer, onlee kow vett. And Ai wurreez moar. Maybee Mr Clancy dai frum dum needull. Den theenk, yoo noe, all goggeez dai sumtaim. Mr Clancy nawt dai rait now, soe nawt probblum foar dis sekkund. Hay, its been reely warrm heer. Nais, verree nais.

Hoo wantz too rideeng baiks?

K thx bai.

Poar Goggy

Ai iz sik.

Erp.

Deer Cuzzin Finnly,

Inn ansur to yore kwestchun on yore Doggy Bloggy, da ansur iz Vary, Vary, Fasst.

Hoominz haz noe konsept uv deesint bathrumez foar wee doggyz. Not soe badd naow, vary badd inn wintur. Sumtaimz mainuss foartee oar moar. Whaite doggy goe laik blurr, owt and piddul, brake free frum small froazun stullak-tait, and bak inn laik blurr agin.

Noe noozpapur, not evun pamflit. Jus WHOOOOSH and gawn.

Mai advai...Mai rekummendz iz inn Noevemburr stop dreenkeen ENNY WAWTUR!! Dreenkeen agin inn Martch, maybee Ayprull. Beetweenz, not dreenkeen at awl. Eeteeng nawt soe good eethur.

Hoap dis helpeen,

Yore affekshunit cuzzin,

Clancy

Dae uv da Eevul Vakyoom

Wich dae cood dat bee, yoo mait ask? Afftr all, evry dae eevul foar vakyoomz. Thay are deevaisez of dahrknus and all kine bad stuf.

Furst sine uv immpendeeng dizzastur wuz powur on, off, on, off, on, off, til Mr Clancy becomez kwite uppset. Howse hav menny hi-picht sowndz ennywae, and on, off, on, off, on, off maeks sownd mutch werss.

Mom traiz too vakyoom, veree bad, and powur goez off. Hay not soe bad, powur off haz sum yoossez aftur all. Den mom goez awae too plae muzik foar skool. Wile stil gawn, powur come on, AND SOE DOO VAKYOOM!!! Eevul sownd goez on and on and on foarevvur. Maybee twenny minnits, maybee a hundridty milleeon.

I watchum in caes moovz, but how good it not mooven at all. Soe no need too goe throo windoe. Yets. Happee endz, mom git hoam and taek kuntrole uv eevul vakyoom, no moar gawn roag. No fureelants. Allz well endz well.

K thx bai.

Sik Dae

Bofe mai bruddurz staed hoam sik yesturdee. Leettle Brudder reed me mennee hoarur stoareez frum book, den we goe to sleeps.

Ai hav naitmaerz gittun poosht offen taybullz. Noe moar hoarur stoareez foar Mr Clancy.

K thx bai.

Spring Haz Sprunggen

Noe mattur dat Spring heer iz moastlee laik winturr bak in mai warrm hoam. Iz stil bettur compayrd to beefore. Nais leettle goggeez due NOT beelongen owtsaid in -40 wethur.

Rait now Ai am growleeng and jumpee. The windz are bloweeng laik craezee, a trane iz goe to da elluvaetur neerbai, and stuf iz bang and rattul and clattur. Putz whait spottud goggeez on ej.

Mom sez ok fain, all good, not to growul. Mom no laiks growulz, and Ai skeert she maybee spend sum moar Mad Dollurz on me. Growulz ennywae, goggeez can noe help dem to slipp owt sumtaimz.

K thx bai.

Furst Rane

Wethur man send us rane twodae! Noe snoe dis taim.

In Calu...Calleef...bak in mai warrm hoam moast alweez rane onlee. All wintur long gooden taimz foar run awae and plae. Spreeng comez and alsoe tastee chikun nibbulz. Mai noo mom verry mad foar a longen taim aftur she hav to pae big fain uv moar den foar hunnerds uv dollur thingeez, wotevur doze be. Momma Mad Dollurz is wot Ai kallen dem.

She otta bee happee, sintz juj nok down charjuz frum missdeemeenr to infrakshun. Annumull at larj humf, Ai am nawt soe beeg. Noe fatt at all.

Hav 3 bruddurz an 1 sistur. 1 bruddur blak tan furree, and all uthurz hoomin. Wot fun we haz all da taim, plae and run and frollik. All dae, all nait, all yeer. Calu...mai warrm hoam fun to bee.

K thx bai.

Mai Erly Laif

Mai erlyest memmreez are kaind uv blurree. Lots uv wigglee goggeez poosheen and shuvveen me rownd. Mai mom luv me but sumtheen goez rong. Ai not noe whai, got sented to joovy. Fownd noo mommy, she tooken good kare uv me, teech me lots. Den Ai goe to noo hoam, and noo hoam, and noo hoam.

Lasst taim dey sae dey moovun, but Ai tink day maybee no wont Clancy anee moar. Not shoor, soe Ai hoap day juss moovun. Day kall joovy too come git me agin. O wate, maybee day mad bowt doze skreenz, foregot dat wun. Shuks! Eneehoo, mai dad kame and pikt me upp. Ai not noe him mai noo daddee yet, eevun growld and shoe tootheez.

Daddee not imprest ATT AWL and tole me nok off da garbij. Ai obay, soe he tooken me hoam insted uv joovy. Ai so happee he sneeken me awae frum da bad plaes. Nott too sneeken, cuz he kald to tel dem. He tell mai noo famly Ai wooda gotted yoothunaizd if wented bak. Wot naeroe esskape! Ai no laik dat klass at all. Lasst taim Ai tooken, wuz 6 week lonng and boaring. Hmmm, maybee dat jusst obeedeeunts skool, but whutevr. No laiken.

Den I in noo hoam.

K thx bai.

How Ai Got Heer

Furst, hav yoo evurr traied gettun kaktiss spainz owt uv yer feets wen yoo hav NO uppozibull thumz?

Evry1 haz a blogg, soe wai not Mr Clancy? Ai wont wun too laik evry1 elss. Soe Ai sine upp. Kwesstchuns r hard! Naime? Dat 1 eezy nuff, but wot bout seks/jendurr? Ai hav none. Da vet tooken. Long taim go. Soe Ai pik none uv uh-buvv. Not staited. Not havven, at all.

Soe naow Mr Clancy hav blogg, yoo ken git too noe me and mai noo laif, heer in Ma...Mohn.....Mawntu.......waye upp heer.

K thx bai.

ITS ME CLANCY

HAI evry1 look ai hav mai own Blogg Wruff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!