Ware Due Ai Beegin?

Soe mutch happund sints last taim. Deezul gotted verry sik and wented awae foar longtaim. Not soe bad akshully. Mr Clancy livv da good laif.

Rite aftr kittee comez bak, It finely happun. MAI CUZZINS GET HEER!!!!!!!!!!! Mai cuzzin Finlee, mai cuzzin Awneek...Ahnnn...leetle blak fuzzee goggee. Allsoe mai antee hav 3 kats. Mite az well bee 3 meelyon. Taek ovr hole plase. Kingz and kweenz uv all dey see. Dogz mutch bettr ennyhaow.

K thx bai.